Week 2: Kyle Boller is a FUCKIN SOLDIER

This is the story of a kid who just wanted to throw the football. It didn’t matter if it was from his knees at the fifty yard line through the goal posts, or to Travis Taylor and Randy Hymes, Kyle Boller just wanted to do his duty.

But despite Kyle's utter lack of competent teammates, the Baltimore Ravens decided to bring in Steve McNair, a man who the Titans deemed to be the biggest danger to himself around exercise equipment since Chris Benoit, to replace him.

McNair used his powers of deception to fool the sports media into thinking he was decent, and Boller was relegated to the reserve trench while McNair led on the front lines. Until last week, when the siege against Boller ended as McNair retreated due to casualties. K-Bol got the nod this week.

Even though he was lining up in a backfield that only possessed two knees, his own, Boller emerged as a man, solid as a rock and proud as a peacock. HOT HOT HOT.

23/35 185 Yards 2 TD and 1 career redeemed.

A SOLDIER KNOWS HOW TO RESPOND TO ADVERSITY.

Summary of SOLDIER Criteria, Eligibility & Requirements:

1. Win
2. Play before Sunday night, the primetime games get enough attention
3. Be soldierly