Week 1: Randy Moss is a FUCKIN SOLDIER

Welcome back ladies (lol) and gentlemen. We have an old friend around for our new year of SOLDIER. We're pretty tired and have to watch Tiki Barber assasinate Eli Manning's character on the SNF pregame show, so this will be shorter than usual... but just know that Randy says you can all kiss his ass, and that maybe he's pull his dick out next time and shake it around. He wanted to play today--and I suspect he'll be wanting to play a lot this season. The rebirth begins.

9rec 183yds 1td


A SOLDIER DOES NOT APPRECIATE IT WHEN YOU COUNT HIM OUT. THAT'S STRAIGHT BULL****, HOMIE


"I don't need to revitalize nothin'."


Summary of SOLDIER Criteria, Eligibility & Requirements:

1. Win
2. Play before Sunday night, the primetime games get too much attention.
3. Be soldierly