Week 4: Brian Griese DID A BAD JOB

Was the competition for BAD JOB tough this week, or what?

Marc Bulger was doing his very best to become the first back to back winner in the history of our humble award, Phillip Rivers was playing so bad that he was making Chargers fans wish, inexplicably along with Saints fans, that Drew Brees was still in San Diego.

And at Shea Stadium Tom Glavine gave up a touchdown to the Florida Marlins in one third of an inning in his bid to become the first cross-sport winner.

Unfortunately, we only reward bad play on the gridiron here at BAD JOB and thankfully one player set himself apart with his horrible play today.

Brian Griese seemed to have everything going for him at one point including being blessed with great genes. How many NFL quarterbacks can say that their dads won a Super Bowl despite having a white running back? Griese will certainly be the last, because Bulger Jr. won't be hearing any such stories from his pops this week.

After riding the bench in Chicago Griese was spending long nights with his iPod Nano listening, pleading along with Leslie Feist "One, two, three, four, tell me that you love me more...than Rex Grossman."

And Lovie Smith did just that this week, starting Griese over Sexy Rexy against the Lions. It didn't work out like everybody in Chicago was hoping for, even though they weren't hoping for much. Griese was playing catch less with his receivers and more with the Detroit Lions secondary culminating with a patented Griese 65 yard pick six to Keith Smith to give Detroit the lead.

Devin Hester was having Larry Coker flashbacks and couldn't take this losing **** anymore, he juked out fifteen guys in an attempt to help Griese, but it wasn't enough.

3 INTERCEPTIONS

WHEN THE HOPES OF AN ENTIRE CITY ARE RESTING ON YOU TO JUST NOT SUCK, AND YOU DO, YOU DID A BAD JOB...A TERRIBLE JOB.

Honorable Mentions:

Marc Bulger
Phillip Rivers
Willie Parker
Miami Run Defense
Tom Glavine

What it means to DO A BAD JOB:

1. Lose
2. Be one of the main reasons your team lost
3. General terriblelyness