Week 3: Brett Favre is a FUCKIN SOLDIER

What if we said to you that Brett Favre is the best QB of all time? You'd have a problem, no? Well it's not any more ridiculous that thinking Dan Marino is the greatest QB of all time. That stat-whore specialty took a big blow today when Favre took one of Dan's empty loser stats on the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field. We really couldn't be happier.

The team that will not be named took yet another game for granted despite the fact that they have done absolutely nothing in the past to justify that kind of hubris, and Favre took advantage--striking San Diego for 3 touchdowns and almost 400 yards through the air. All of this despite the fact that we cannot name a single player on the Green Bay offense other than Favre and Donald Driver; and even then We're not sure that Driver is actually a legit NFL player and not just the right skinny fast guy in the right place at the right time. is Edgar Bennett still in the league?

Favre's annual cock-teasing of the Packers does get annoying for us all, but it seems that he made the right decision this time. The Fearsome Faceless Forum that the sometimes-proud Packers have become moves to 3-0 on the arm of their sugar daddy. We are so, so, so sorry Aaron. Things will get better one day.


Even better, we watched a clip of LTBNRLT crying at his postgame press conference on US America Maps' Sunday Football National Night Thingy on NBC. A glorious day all around for lovers of the sport.



28/45, 369yds, 3TDs, SOLDIER

A SOLDIER FIGHTS ON UNTIL THE UNWORTHY ARE FORGOTTEN








Summary of SOLDIER Criteria, Eligibility & Requirements:

1. Win
2. Play before Sunday night, the primetime games get too much attention.
3. Be soldierly