Commissar Goodell Trotsky's Pats Tapes

Here at PROTECT the SHIELD we take the NFL's image very seriously. Just like its Commissar, Roger Goodell.

So we certainly applaud the decision of the Commissar to erase the evidence, the very existence even, of the Patriot's recent crime against the SHIELD.

"All tapes, documents and other records relating to this matter were turned over to the league office and destroyed, and the Patriots have certified in writing that no copies or other records exist.

The NFL then burned the note.

No word on whether either Bill Belichick or Bob Kraft will be brained by an icepick.